Dear people who have kids and get folded kids menus at restaurants..

You know people have to fold those menus. They don't just come all wrapped up and pretty like that.

So, when you just come back for more menus to keep your rowdy, loud children entertained.
Don't get me wrong. I love children.

I fold the menus at my work...they smell funny and feel like cheap news papers. Its weird. And now I don't like crayons. Especially orange, red, blue, green, and brown ones.

Do you like the smell of crayons? I don't.