Dear people of the world who love Abi stories...

Abi says to her friend Sydney, "Anna's "abusiveff"

What she mean't was the word, "Abusive". My family is awesome.

Dear people who have nothing nice to say....

Let me start off with this.

My mom always says, "Be like Thumber off of Bambi and say to yourself, "If you can't say something nice then don't say nothing at all." Then you'll always have something nice to say!"

Yesterday at the lovely Village Inn, my work. I was cleaning so much because we have GSV coming up.
If you work at a restaurant you would know what this is. BUT, for those who don't, its when our regional manager comes in and thoroughly checks EVERYTHING and makes sure it's clean and kept up.

SO, as I was cleaning my manager was in his office so he had one of the servers he loves SOOO dearly manage up front. Her name is Sam.

So, Sam was on the computer up front while I scrubbed and scrubbed the kick boards under the cash stand.

Well, it just so happened that while I was scrubbing these kick board thingers someone walked in. I know when someone walks in because I can hear the door open. So, I get ready to stand up. Then I see Sam look back and move like she was going to help them but, she didn't. So, I jumped up quickly so the guest wouldn't have to wait and walked over to the two men waiting for someone to seat them.

One man is younger maybe late 20's and the other older probably late 60's to mid 70's. Both looked kind. I know this may not sound relevant to you about the story but, it is. I promise.

I smile my smile even though I wasn't happy and say, "I'm SO sorry you had to wait. I was cleaning the floor and I didn't see you guys." Both men smile back. The younger one more sour.

You might want to brace yourself as to what happens next.

The younger one blurts out loud, and I mean LOUD, "NO WONDER WE COULDN'T SEE THE HOST, SHE'S VERTICALLY CHALLENGED!" He said that in a rude voice.

I was hurt. His Dad, uncle, grandpa, friend whatever he was looks at him all surprised and I just give him a shocked look. I mean yeah it's true i'm short but was that necessary? I hear the ocassional "Munchkin, Frodo, Midget, Oopaloompa, Smurf, Gnome...etc. BUT that comment just hurt! ]':

Thumbs up if you think it was mean.

Dear people who like weird people...

In my other post I mentioned that me and my sister were the product of crack addict parents. Of course I was kidding but wanna see a real crack addict?

This video is called "Eccentric Lady Describes Robbery"

Enjoy.

http://www.todaysbigthing.com/2010/09/02

Dear people who like funny stories...

My sister Abi is really funny, and amusing. Today she said something super random and extremely funny.

The story proceeds as follows...

Me: "AHHHH! Its hot! WHY IS IT HOT?!"

Abi: "its not hot."

Me: "Am i dying?!" (Abi feels my forehead)

Abi: You're all sweaty and it feels like you're running a fever!"

Me: " Yupp! I'M DYING!!!!!" (gets quiet)

Abi: (in a serious tone) I wonder if my bipolar...."

Me: "PROBABLY!"

We are the product children of crack addicts...but only in a kidding matter.

Dear people who are stupid....

Guess who has a new and EXCELLENT story to tell you about me and at my work?! YUPP! Me.

So, let me tell you something. Everyone at my work calls me Frodo. Yes, Frodo like from Lord Of The Rings. Why? You may ask.
Let me shed some light on this subject.

Hello, My name is Annalise Annette Karr. I'm a very happy, smiley, and a blunt person. Did I mention i'm 4 foot 11 inches. Yes, yes I know i'm short.

So anyways. My "General Manager" is on vacation for 11 days! Yes 11 WHOLE DAYS! He's actually pretty cool. Anyways, so my other day manager who used to work nights but is now working days is my manager for those WHOLE 11 DAYS! He's British. I'm not sure if I mentioned that. Well for some of you, you may know that some British people are OBNOXIOUS! VERY obnoxious. And he falls under the category of the VERY obnoxious ones.

Like the other day he snapped me with his card...but thats besides the point. ANYWAYS. This manager came up with this excellent idea of calling me Frodo and now basically everyone calls me it. At work anyways.

So Saturday he said something stupid and I decided to get pay back on him for all the rude and annoying short jokes he's been saying to me.

Here's how the story went...

Manager: "Hey Frodo, where's the yellow brick road?"

Me: "Hey Ben, I bet if you yelled out loud that you're an idiot that the walls would echo back and agree."

Ben: "Ha! Oh yeah? Why's that?"

Me: "Because Frodo and the yellow brick road are in two different stories and movies."


Annalise Karr

Dear people who read my blog...

I work at Village Inn.

I'm not sure if I told you that yet. I'm a host there. Being a host at a restaurant you see and hear A LOT of interesting things.

Two days ago I sat this older couple..around their forties I would say.
They were really kind, well the husband was. I sat them behind the cashier stand in these kind of secluded booths.

An hour later I went to see if there were any tables I could clean off to be a help for the waiters. Guess what I saw...? No really guess? Never mind i'll just tell you.

TWO OLDER PEOPLE SUCKING EACH OTHER'S FACES OFF. Kind of disturbing...kind of.

Dear people who like awkward moments...

You know those awkward moments when the slutty person calls themselves a slut. Or the ugly person calls themselves ugly..OR the fat person calls themselves fat.

Yupp that last suggestion happened tonight at my work.

I was cashing out a heavier lady and my Manager walks up and says all enthusiastically, "So you talking a whole pie home tonight for breakfast?" She responds by a surprising look and saying, "HA! Are you kidding me?! I'm already a HUGE ELEPHANT!!"


Awkward....

Dear Wizard of OZ lovers...

The other day at work someone asked me if I would happen to know where the yellow brick road is.
Do I look small and have a HUGE head and stubby fingers and super small feet. Gees people.

Do I look like a munchkin? Wait a second.

Yup, you're right I do. Sad.


-Annalise

Dear people who confuse different growls and roars...

So this is what just happened not even 30 minutes ago.


Me: *Runs up stairs* RAWRRR!! Ha. Sorry I just had to do that.

My mom: What? You decided to be a dinosaur for a second..

Me: Excuse me! *scoffs* that was CLEARLY a Tiger growl.

My mom: What? You practicing for the circus.

HOW RUDE! Actually everyone at work tells me I should go into the Circus. Should I? They are in town right now.

Hmm think on it and let me know.

Yours truly.

Dear People...help a host out!

Let me throw a few words at ya.

HELP A HOST OUT!

Let me lay this out simply for you. See you can come in to Village Inn and order pie. Yes pie.. to go actually. And give me a 1.00$ tip! I mean its nice to have ONE dollar for lunch. I can get my own pie with that. Or you can just simply hand me a dollar for being such an AMAZING host.

I remember this one time these people gave me 5.00$!! Yes a WHOLE five BUCKS! I mean I was dumfounded!! They told me it was for being so pretty and being so kind. Ha! Me? Kind? Yeah right. Pft, i'm not even that pretty I mean come on look at this face... Ok yeah I guess that big cheesy grin can come off as cute.

So what i'm really getting at is just come visit Village Inn and donate a dollar to the Annalise Karr lunch fund!

Your's truly,

Annalise Karr

Dear Curly Haired boy...

My boyfriend is just darling.

He has curly light brown hair and blue eyes. Now who can resist that?! Best part is...I control the relationship [;

Dear viewers of my life...

Has an amazing family!

Today while I was showering my body wash fell off the shelve and made a huge noise. I heard the door of the bathroom lock get popped and Ariel ran in saying, "WHAT WAS THAT?!" I told her what had happened then she was like, "Oooh! I actually came up here to see if you were ok because I knew you were sick and I thought you had fainted." Awe! Now doesn't that just prick your tender feelings. If any of you know my sister Ariel she's a TOMBOY all the way. No tears for her just a bunch of scratches!

Then I just found out that my dad had called my best friend just to see how he was doing and to say he was thinking about him. It made my best friends day! He told me my dad is a great guy.

Thanks, I know that. [: