To the boys that try too hard to get me...

Ummm....what can I say about this...? Well lets see....you try way to hard and can you not see that i'm almost 18 and you're 16. I'm going to college you're a Junior in High School. Do you not get hints when you ask, "Here's my number you should text me?" and I say, "Ummm....yeah suuuureee." Translation...."HA! Are you kidding me....you added me on Facebook and you wanna meet up at the park? Thats not creepy at all..."

Anyways move on, I'm not into gauges, baggy pants, piercings and tats all over your body. Its not attractive that you smoke weed or cigs. Don't only bums do that? I'm not sure, maybe i'm out of the "cool" group. Ha anyways grow up and get a job. Oh plus quit hounding me to talk or text you.


Love, Annalise Annette Karr

Dear Julie & Julia movie...

I just watched you on Saturday for the first time, and i've got to say....I'm now craving food more than ever!

Like that fish at the beginning?! YUMMM! And then that bread with the veggies on it...oh man. Now i'm making myself hungry again. I need a life.


Annalise Annette Karr

Dear People who think i'm mean,

If i've offended you....its probably because i'm PMSing....and thats usually about the 2nd week of every month....you should probably stay away from me that week because thats when the monster time starts...

I'm sorry! Its how life is. I'm rude when i'm PMSing...but what woman isn't?



Annalise Karr

Dear Zac Efron,

Thanks SOOOOOO MUCH for taking off your shirt during Charlie St. Cloud.

I'm now proud to say I've seen your manly abs in a movie. I loved that they tanned you appropriately and that you saved a chicks life. I'm also glad that the costume designers decided to have you shave your happy trail. If they had not, you would've let me down. My friend Julia and I are NOT fans of hairy men. Although you played a 23 yr. old and you look like you're 19 which I think you are?....anyways I still loved you in the movie...even if you didn't look old enough to play the character. It does not make you look older because they made you grow out a little facial hair, but I appreciate your abs...and the fact you saved a girl, but she wasn't pretty. But that is besides the point. Anyways...



Yours truly,

Annalise Annette Karr

Dear Tru and Jet (the boys I love most and babysit)

I know you guys are both too young for me. But i'm in love with you. Tru you're 5 and Jet you're 3 but I'm head over heels for you both!

Will you be my boyfriends?? Please?!

Let me tell you why I love you dearly.

You both tell me every time I watch you..and I quote, "I love you Nana. You're so beautiful!"

Now you can't judge me. The only boys who make me happy all the time, who say i'm beautiful multiple times i'm with you, who hug me and tell me they love me and mean it.

So all you viewers reading this....BE JEALOUS!

Love yours truly. x0

Dear Titanic the Movie...

You made me cry! I'm so mad Jack died, and you guys didn't junk punch the evil guy who was trying to marry Rose. You should have!

I'm sad that soooo many people died and that the man who owned the boat lived. PISSES ME OFF I TELL YA!

Its ok though because when i'm a BILLIONAIRE i'm rewriting the story line.


Love, Annalise Annette Karr

Dear Snack Stand Boy from Cali...

I'm in love with you...yes I am!

The way you smile, your eyes, your dimples, your perfect, hair...and DUH! Your body!
I know I may never see you again, and I know i'm a stupid 17 yr old...but thanks for getting my number!

-Love the short girl with orange bikini bottoms. x0x0

OH! P.s. I'm coming back to Cali next year, same place! And you have an awesome name...Sawyer...*sigh