Dear People who like Peter Pan...

If you don't know who Peter Pan is then you won't get the story and that just would not be cool...at all! And if you don't know who Peter Pan is you won't know what Neverland is. And if you don't know what Neverland is then you won't know who Tinkerbell is..etc.

Neverland is the second star to the right and straight on till morning. Peter Pan lives there. And so does Captain Hook, Peter Pan's arch enemy. Peter Pan is a young boy who never wanted to grow up and become a man....so he ran away as a baby to Neverland.

Peter Pan basically created this world...well not just him. But anyone who didn't wanna be where they were in life, people who basically hated life and wanted a better place to go so they can be themselves and care free. Kinda like Natasha Bedingfields song and music video.. "Pocket Full Of Sunshine".

Anyways the point I'm trying to make here is something funny happened at work. No surprise huh?? Ha. Anyways I went to seat this guy and as I was walking him to his table he said, "HEY! You're short!" And I said "No way? I never knew that!" He giggled and then said, "I guess some of us never grow up." And I said, "Yeah, I guess so..Just like Peter Pan I suppose. But in my case I'm growing older just not growing taller." He laughed out loud and then said, "One day you'll grow up..and become a big strong man...umm...I mean woman."

I laughed so hard! His face was so red. Good to know that I look like a man at work, or maybe always? Fantastic.

Dear people who like little kid stories...

My nephew is awesome! Fantastic actually.

He's two and the funniest "slash" smartest kid I know!

Today I found his Transformer dolls in the Manger scene we have on the coffee table and when I asked him who put them there he said, "Nanna me!!" I proceeded to ask him why, he said, "umhhmm...they see bebe Jesus too!"

How stinkin' cute huh? Yeah I guess the evil decepitcons (Transformers) needed a little Christmas spirit in their lives too.


MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL!

Dear people who like pins...

Not pens you write with, the pins you pin on things...jackets, hats, clothes, people even!

I saw one that said M.I.L.F.

We all know what that almost always stands for, if not let me enlighten you. It stand for (Mother I'd like to F**ck) Bad..bad..rappers. Anyways...this button didn't just say M.I.L.F. It had a fluffy monster on it and under M.I.L.F it said exactly like this!


M.I.L.F
(monster I'd like to fluff)


Random I know.

Dear people who like confessions....

I have a confession, I love Harry Potter. Well not him...but his movies, AND THE BOOKS!

Yes, its true all those rumors you've heard about me, they're true!! I'm a nerd. Its official. Its ok though, because life will go on. I do have a major crush on the GINGER though. Ronald Wesley you are oh so buff and mature and manly looking. You give me chills when you smile that crooked smile of yours. *sighs*

Out of all the movies this last one (The Deathly Hallows) is the one I cried the most. Oh so sad, but OH SO AMAZING! I've read all the books about 2394723987 times. And you should too. I bet you'll like them.

A lot.

Dear People who like tender moments...

This is a message from a father who's wife's birthday was yesterday. They have 6 kids, 2 daughter in-laws, and one grand baby. Each with very different schedules. The youngest of which is 12. The dad took her shopping then out to a bite to eat, they spent the whole day together. They hadn't spent a whole day alone in 26 years. At the end of the day the kids put together a surprise birthday for their mom. And after they surprised her they each handed her a rose stating the thing they loved most about her.


This is the message from the father the next day: *names in the message have been changed* ENJOY!


Dear Patrick Kids,

Yesterday, your mothers birthday was one of the most memorable days of my life. You all worked together to clear the day so I could shower your mother with surprises of love.

Your mother has sacrificed over 25 years to enable each of you to become the GREAT individuals you are. She's done this with no raise, promotion, award, degree, or any expectation other than your love and tenderness.

Yesterday was a great priceless gift of eternal love; I know she will ALWAYS remember it.

I'll remember it as the day you gave me as well, for I had the honor of spending the entire day with her. We laughed, reflected on each of you kids, and dreamed of a future were we would have many more days spending them like yesterday.

Thank you Michael, Brittany, James, Scott, Emma, Joseph, Annette, Mary, and Bridgette for an amazing day. I love all of you so much. xo :-)


This is what I call love.

Dear people who have kids and get folded kids menus at restaurants..

You know people have to fold those menus. They don't just come all wrapped up and pretty like that.

So, when you just come back for more menus to keep your rowdy, loud children entertained.
Don't get me wrong. I love children.

I fold the menus at my work...they smell funny and feel like cheap news papers. Its weird. And now I don't like crayons. Especially orange, red, blue, green, and brown ones.

Do you like the smell of crayons? I don't.

Dear people who hate public toilets like I do..

Cleaning poop off public toilets are not fun...


End of story.

Dear people who can relate to this...

You know those times when you just don't care? Well I had one of those today.

I was in the shower.
While showering it came time to shave. I shaved my armpits and right as I was lathering up soap on my legs and taking a razor to one I had a thought. It went like this...

Me thinking to myself:

Hmmm...maybe I'll shave

Ehhh...wait a minute my boyfriend is out of town.. Hmm guess I don't care.

When you guys are out of town, we have expectations like, have weekends full of all girl nights. Dancing, singing pillow fights.

When in reality, not shaving our legs is what us, women do when you men are out of town.

Dear people who like funny stories part 2...

Have you ever been called stupid? Or been told to shut up?

I have too.

I have a story for you...yes you!

So the other day I got called stupid. You may be thinking, "No way! NO freakin' big deal." BUT! You'll giggle to yourself after you find out the WHOLE story.

So anyways, there is this girl I know named Bethe. Bethe has frizzy short red hair and she happens to be autistic. Not very autistic just kind of. And she's very blunt. I love Bethe because she always speaks her mind and tells the truth.

About 3 days ago, on Wednesday I was with Bethe and a bunch of other people. We were all sitting there talking and I kept accidentally interrupting Bethe. I didn't actually realize it UNTIL Bethe said something that shocked me.

"ANNA!! SHUT UP! You keep interrupting me! Thats RUDE! SHUT UP NO ONE WANTS TO LISTEN TO YOU TALK!!"

I just sat there and then said, "Sorry Bethe. My bad homeslice." She just scoffed at me and continued quietly as to what she was trying to say the whole time.

I guess I was talking a lot. And now I wonder if that was an honest moment of Bethe's when she said, "No one wants to listen to you talk."


Hmmm...

Dear people who like what happens in my house...

SO just about 15 minutes ago I come downstairs to get on my computer and I look over...guess what happens next?

OH YEAH! I see papers...guess what happens next?

I read the title of the papers...and they say, "What to say when you talk to yourself." Who talks to themselves? Pft. Not me.

And probably not you either. Now I must read the paper to see what I really should be saying to myself because I guess I'm not sure how.


Annalise Karr

Dear people of the world who love Abi stories...

Abi says to her friend Sydney, "Anna's "abusiveff"

What she mean't was the word, "Abusive". My family is awesome.

Dear people who have nothing nice to say....

Let me start off with this.

My mom always says, "Be like Thumber off of Bambi and say to yourself, "If you can't say something nice then don't say nothing at all." Then you'll always have something nice to say!"

Yesterday at the lovely Village Inn, my work. I was cleaning so much because we have GSV coming up.
If you work at a restaurant you would know what this is. BUT, for those who don't, its when our regional manager comes in and thoroughly checks EVERYTHING and makes sure it's clean and kept up.

SO, as I was cleaning my manager was in his office so he had one of the servers he loves SOOO dearly manage up front. Her name is Sam.

So, Sam was on the computer up front while I scrubbed and scrubbed the kick boards under the cash stand.

Well, it just so happened that while I was scrubbing these kick board thingers someone walked in. I know when someone walks in because I can hear the door open. So, I get ready to stand up. Then I see Sam look back and move like she was going to help them but, she didn't. So, I jumped up quickly so the guest wouldn't have to wait and walked over to the two men waiting for someone to seat them.

One man is younger maybe late 20's and the other older probably late 60's to mid 70's. Both looked kind. I know this may not sound relevant to you about the story but, it is. I promise.

I smile my smile even though I wasn't happy and say, "I'm SO sorry you had to wait. I was cleaning the floor and I didn't see you guys." Both men smile back. The younger one more sour.

You might want to brace yourself as to what happens next.

The younger one blurts out loud, and I mean LOUD, "NO WONDER WE COULDN'T SEE THE HOST, SHE'S VERTICALLY CHALLENGED!" He said that in a rude voice.

I was hurt. His Dad, uncle, grandpa, friend whatever he was looks at him all surprised and I just give him a shocked look. I mean yeah it's true i'm short but was that necessary? I hear the ocassional "Munchkin, Frodo, Midget, Oopaloompa, Smurf, Gnome...etc. BUT that comment just hurt! ]':

Thumbs up if you think it was mean.

Dear people who like weird people...

In my other post I mentioned that me and my sister were the product of crack addict parents. Of course I was kidding but wanna see a real crack addict?

This video is called "Eccentric Lady Describes Robbery"

Enjoy.

http://www.todaysbigthing.com/2010/09/02

Dear people who like funny stories...

My sister Abi is really funny, and amusing. Today she said something super random and extremely funny.

The story proceeds as follows...

Me: "AHHHH! Its hot! WHY IS IT HOT?!"

Abi: "its not hot."

Me: "Am i dying?!" (Abi feels my forehead)

Abi: You're all sweaty and it feels like you're running a fever!"

Me: " Yupp! I'M DYING!!!!!" (gets quiet)

Abi: (in a serious tone) I wonder if my bipolar...."

Me: "PROBABLY!"

We are the product children of crack addicts...but only in a kidding matter.

Dear people who are stupid....

Guess who has a new and EXCELLENT story to tell you about me and at my work?! YUPP! Me.

So, let me tell you something. Everyone at my work calls me Frodo. Yes, Frodo like from Lord Of The Rings. Why? You may ask.
Let me shed some light on this subject.

Hello, My name is Annalise Annette Karr. I'm a very happy, smiley, and a blunt person. Did I mention i'm 4 foot 11 inches. Yes, yes I know i'm short.

So anyways. My "General Manager" is on vacation for 11 days! Yes 11 WHOLE DAYS! He's actually pretty cool. Anyways, so my other day manager who used to work nights but is now working days is my manager for those WHOLE 11 DAYS! He's British. I'm not sure if I mentioned that. Well for some of you, you may know that some British people are OBNOXIOUS! VERY obnoxious. And he falls under the category of the VERY obnoxious ones.

Like the other day he snapped me with his card...but thats besides the point. ANYWAYS. This manager came up with this excellent idea of calling me Frodo and now basically everyone calls me it. At work anyways.

So Saturday he said something stupid and I decided to get pay back on him for all the rude and annoying short jokes he's been saying to me.

Here's how the story went...

Manager: "Hey Frodo, where's the yellow brick road?"

Me: "Hey Ben, I bet if you yelled out loud that you're an idiot that the walls would echo back and agree."

Ben: "Ha! Oh yeah? Why's that?"

Me: "Because Frodo and the yellow brick road are in two different stories and movies."


Annalise Karr

Dear people who read my blog...

I work at Village Inn.

I'm not sure if I told you that yet. I'm a host there. Being a host at a restaurant you see and hear A LOT of interesting things.

Two days ago I sat this older couple..around their forties I would say.
They were really kind, well the husband was. I sat them behind the cashier stand in these kind of secluded booths.

An hour later I went to see if there were any tables I could clean off to be a help for the waiters. Guess what I saw...? No really guess? Never mind i'll just tell you.

TWO OLDER PEOPLE SUCKING EACH OTHER'S FACES OFF. Kind of disturbing...kind of.

Dear people who like awkward moments...

You know those awkward moments when the slutty person calls themselves a slut. Or the ugly person calls themselves ugly..OR the fat person calls themselves fat.

Yupp that last suggestion happened tonight at my work.

I was cashing out a heavier lady and my Manager walks up and says all enthusiastically, "So you talking a whole pie home tonight for breakfast?" She responds by a surprising look and saying, "HA! Are you kidding me?! I'm already a HUGE ELEPHANT!!"


Awkward....

Dear Wizard of OZ lovers...

The other day at work someone asked me if I would happen to know where the yellow brick road is.
Do I look small and have a HUGE head and stubby fingers and super small feet. Gees people.

Do I look like a munchkin? Wait a second.

Yup, you're right I do. Sad.


-Annalise

Dear people who confuse different growls and roars...

So this is what just happened not even 30 minutes ago.


Me: *Runs up stairs* RAWRRR!! Ha. Sorry I just had to do that.

My mom: What? You decided to be a dinosaur for a second..

Me: Excuse me! *scoffs* that was CLEARLY a Tiger growl.

My mom: What? You practicing for the circus.

HOW RUDE! Actually everyone at work tells me I should go into the Circus. Should I? They are in town right now.

Hmm think on it and let me know.

Yours truly.

Dear People...help a host out!

Let me throw a few words at ya.

HELP A HOST OUT!

Let me lay this out simply for you. See you can come in to Village Inn and order pie. Yes pie.. to go actually. And give me a 1.00$ tip! I mean its nice to have ONE dollar for lunch. I can get my own pie with that. Or you can just simply hand me a dollar for being such an AMAZING host.

I remember this one time these people gave me 5.00$!! Yes a WHOLE five BUCKS! I mean I was dumfounded!! They told me it was for being so pretty and being so kind. Ha! Me? Kind? Yeah right. Pft, i'm not even that pretty I mean come on look at this face... Ok yeah I guess that big cheesy grin can come off as cute.

So what i'm really getting at is just come visit Village Inn and donate a dollar to the Annalise Karr lunch fund!

Your's truly,

Annalise Karr

Dear Curly Haired boy...

My boyfriend is just darling.

He has curly light brown hair and blue eyes. Now who can resist that?! Best part is...I control the relationship [;

Dear viewers of my life...

Has an amazing family!

Today while I was showering my body wash fell off the shelve and made a huge noise. I heard the door of the bathroom lock get popped and Ariel ran in saying, "WHAT WAS THAT?!" I told her what had happened then she was like, "Oooh! I actually came up here to see if you were ok because I knew you were sick and I thought you had fainted." Awe! Now doesn't that just prick your tender feelings. If any of you know my sister Ariel she's a TOMBOY all the way. No tears for her just a bunch of scratches!

Then I just found out that my dad had called my best friend just to see how he was doing and to say he was thinking about him. It made my best friends day! He told me my dad is a great guy.

Thanks, I know that. [:

To the boys that try too hard to get me...

Ummm....what can I say about this...? Well lets see....you try way to hard and can you not see that i'm almost 18 and you're 16. I'm going to college you're a Junior in High School. Do you not get hints when you ask, "Here's my number you should text me?" and I say, "Ummm....yeah suuuureee." Translation...."HA! Are you kidding me....you added me on Facebook and you wanna meet up at the park? Thats not creepy at all..."

Anyways move on, I'm not into gauges, baggy pants, piercings and tats all over your body. Its not attractive that you smoke weed or cigs. Don't only bums do that? I'm not sure, maybe i'm out of the "cool" group. Ha anyways grow up and get a job. Oh plus quit hounding me to talk or text you.


Love, Annalise Annette Karr

Dear Julie & Julia movie...

I just watched you on Saturday for the first time, and i've got to say....I'm now craving food more than ever!

Like that fish at the beginning?! YUMMM! And then that bread with the veggies on it...oh man. Now i'm making myself hungry again. I need a life.


Annalise Annette Karr

Dear People who think i'm mean,

If i've offended you....its probably because i'm PMSing....and thats usually about the 2nd week of every month....you should probably stay away from me that week because thats when the monster time starts...

I'm sorry! Its how life is. I'm rude when i'm PMSing...but what woman isn't?



Annalise Karr

Dear Zac Efron,

Thanks SOOOOOO MUCH for taking off your shirt during Charlie St. Cloud.

I'm now proud to say I've seen your manly abs in a movie. I loved that they tanned you appropriately and that you saved a chicks life. I'm also glad that the costume designers decided to have you shave your happy trail. If they had not, you would've let me down. My friend Julia and I are NOT fans of hairy men. Although you played a 23 yr. old and you look like you're 19 which I think you are?....anyways I still loved you in the movie...even if you didn't look old enough to play the character. It does not make you look older because they made you grow out a little facial hair, but I appreciate your abs...and the fact you saved a girl, but she wasn't pretty. But that is besides the point. Anyways...



Yours truly,

Annalise Annette Karr

Dear Tru and Jet (the boys I love most and babysit)

I know you guys are both too young for me. But i'm in love with you. Tru you're 5 and Jet you're 3 but I'm head over heels for you both!

Will you be my boyfriends?? Please?!

Let me tell you why I love you dearly.

You both tell me every time I watch you..and I quote, "I love you Nana. You're so beautiful!"

Now you can't judge me. The only boys who make me happy all the time, who say i'm beautiful multiple times i'm with you, who hug me and tell me they love me and mean it.

So all you viewers reading this....BE JEALOUS!

Love yours truly. x0

Dear Titanic the Movie...

You made me cry! I'm so mad Jack died, and you guys didn't junk punch the evil guy who was trying to marry Rose. You should have!

I'm sad that soooo many people died and that the man who owned the boat lived. PISSES ME OFF I TELL YA!

Its ok though because when i'm a BILLIONAIRE i'm rewriting the story line.


Love, Annalise Annette Karr

Dear Snack Stand Boy from Cali...

I'm in love with you...yes I am!

The way you smile, your eyes, your dimples, your perfect, hair...and DUH! Your body!
I know I may never see you again, and I know i'm a stupid 17 yr old...but thanks for getting my number!

-Love the short girl with orange bikini bottoms. x0x0

OH! P.s. I'm coming back to Cali next year, same place! And you have an awesome name...Sawyer...*sigh

Dear Missionaries I'm terribly sorry....

So today I embarrassed myself. You guys know me, its nothing out of the ordinary.

But today I felt like a sinner because of what I did.

My brother Aaron is a professional singer, yes? Ok, so he's working with the missionaries of our Stake right now to put on a fireside. He was outside talking to them for the longest time...so long I had time to shower, put lotion on, put product in my hair and blow dry it. So long my sister had time to jump in the shower and put lotion on and start working on her hair.

Since it was my Birthday a few days ago my friend bought me cute undies. So I wanted to show them off to my sister in law (who was over at the time she was down in our office). So I did what any girl would do. So I ran downstairs and I said as loud as I could, "SOOO I WANTED TO MODEL YOU MY NEW....UHHH NEVER MIND!" That is when it happened..when I got embarrassed, the missionaries were downstairs in our office with my brother Aaron using the computer. I'm sure they didn't see me in my bra and undies..but still you never know. I booked it back up the stairs as fast as I could, ran into my room and slammed the door shut. I then threw clothes on and walked into the bathroom where Abi (my sister) was dressed exactly like me.

I really hope you guys didn't see. I'm forever embarrassed for life.

Dear person who forgot my birthday...

Yesterday was my Birthday.

I know everyone forgets a birthday in their life...but this was not just anyone.

Maybe they did remember or maybe they didn't wish me a Happy Birthday on purpose. I know you're upset with me, but I honestly don't know why. I mean come on, your mom wished me a Happy Birthday. Least you can do it wish me one too. Obviously your mother likes me..

But I'd honestly like to know why you didn't wish me a Happy Birthday because i'm quite upset about it. Yes I really am upset about this...I truly am. Lets see if you're invited to my birthday party! Ha!

Yours truly,

Annalise Karr

To my brother dears....

Note to self...NEVER and I mean NEVER go hot tubbing with your brothers....never. Especially if you tell them NOT to get your hair wet...they will..trust me they will.

Dear Women (and Men) of the world that tan...too much...

All I have to say is there is a fine line between...being tan and rolling around in Doritos.

There is also a fine line between being tan and looking like you just popped out of an oven like a burnt cookie.

That is all.

For those boys at the dance club I go to...

I do not understand you sometimes. Nope I do not.

You slap mine and my friends bums and you try to grind with us. Last time I checked this was a dry dance club and you can be kicked out for doing those kind of things.

You think you're cool...I got news for you...you are NOT cool. You're a pig...a big fat one!

For the boys that go there and respect us girls...you're quite amazing. Thanks for respecting us. Not all of us are slutty and wanna hook up. Thanks!

To the little children who sneak into club dances for 15+...

Yes, you may think you're cool. You may lie about your I.D. or say you're on the cheer squad at the local high school near by. And you may stuff your bra to make your breasts look bigger, And you may come with older kids.

BUT, I see right through you. And guess what?? I work at that dance club that you sneak into...guess what I can do to you...I can get you band from that dance club till you have I.D. to prove you're old enough or until you're 16.

You're not cool for sneaking in. Really you're not. No not at all.

Maybe you should re-think about coming next Friday. :]

Dear Creators of American Idol and people who watch it...

I haven't followed it much this year..but, I feel like the contestants aren't as strong as the past years. Why? They don't have much personality...and to me..personality is EVERYTHING.

Why i'm on this subject you may ask...the other day I was babysitting for a friend she had it on while she was finishing getting ready...I had watched the first few episodes..but that was it. She agreed with me that the contestants aren't that great this year. She and her husband are performers and have a band...this is why her opinion is important to me.

Lots of them are either super shy or too out there. It bothers me...lots of things bother me.

That is why I have this blog!

To the people of the world who get married young....

Ok so you've had a boyfriend your WHOLE life...you think you're in love?? No. Probably not. I'm semi anti against getting married young.

This is a post to everyone 18 to about 22.

Have you ever just dated besides always having a boyfriend?? You make situations awkward.

I just had a friend tell me she's getting married...awkward. I haven't seen her for about 6 months. We used to be really close until she got a boyfriend (again) anyways now they're engaged and getting married. I'm happy for her but apparently I heard wrong on some part of it....


She told me I don't know her..

Dear people who spread rumors....

I found out the other day that I've been sneaking out my window to boys houses to get it on.

My room is RIGHT NEXT to my parents and my brothers rooms, and I sleep in the same room as my little sisters. We're not allowed to close our doors unless we're on a business call, changing, or in a serious conversation with one another.

How could I be that sneaky??..am I a ninja or a secret assassin?? WOW! Thank you for now letting me know i'm a closet whore with ninja powers. I never knew I did that or had a secret life. I never knew...figures huh?

Next I'll hear is that i'm lesbian and have a kid on the way...hmmm. Exciting!

To the liars of the world....

You probably annoy me more than FLIRTS.

Today I was out with some friends, we picked up on of our friends from Track practice. We called her mom to let her know and her older sister answered.

Let me give you a low down on her sister...she loves to ruin everyone else's relationships BUT her own. It gets really frustrating and annoying. She also makes you feel stupid, annoyed, rude, guilty, ungrateful, and pissed off like a psycho. She also makes up stupid lies.....NO!....you don't understand me, like really stupid lies.

Any-who, we call and she answers. We tell her we picked up her younger sister from her track meet. She says, "Were you supposed to pick her up??" My friend replies, "Uhhhh....she asked us to pick her up..?" She says, "Oh! Ok well we've been sitting out here in the car for a half hour now." (this is yet another one of her fake lying replies) Our friend replies, "Umm oh, thats not what she said. She said she was supposed to get a ride from her friend thats also on the track team..." her sister replies, "Oh ok then. Bye." our friend says, "Umm ok uh bye?" but extremely fast.

How awkward of a conversation. This is what I mean liars....if you're gonna lie make it like Napoleon Dynamite's lies, something completely stupid and ignorant. We knew you weren't sitting out in the car for a half hour. The track practice JUST got over 15 minutes ago...stupid, stupid, stupid people. This post goes same for all the rumor spreaders....its annoying!

Sincerely, Annalise A. Karr

Dear Facebook pop up window...

You popped up when I clicked "Become a Fan" on a fan page.

You said, "Sorry, you cannot add any more friends or fan more pages without removing some first." I guess I can now officially confess that i'm a "become a fan" addict. Facebook is taking over my life. This now proves how many fan pages I am a fan of. Must be in the thousands....? I'm gonna go check!

Now I gotta go and delete some friends AND fan pages. ]: But then more of my friends good looking friends can add me. Yes keep my chin up!

P.S. Facebook I'm divorcing you now and I HATE you.

Dear lady at the French bakery (but you're chinese)..

Dear lady who is Chinese but owns a French bakery,

I walked into your bakery today and you started speaking Chinese to me.....then you stopped. Just in case you didn't know i'm American..I don't speak any Asian language. Then you proceeded talking but in Spanish....i'm not Mexican or Spanish in any form. Then you must have seen my confused face and you asked me what I wanted....but in English....how did you know that i'm not bilingual?!

Dear creator of M.A.S.H...

Thank you for this wonderful game you created. I'm pretty sure you're probably little 13 year old girls who were bored and thought of all the types of places you could live in. I wonder if you made up the game B.A.S.H as well. Let me explain...B.A.S.H stands for basement, alley way, studio and house. M.A.S.H stands for.....Mansion, Apartment, Shack and House. M.A.S.H is the classier version.

M.A.S.H....It entertains me and my younger sisters at 12:00 o'clock in the morning, when we're really supposed to be in bed. If only my dad knew....oh wait! Now he will know. Anyways, I now know how my life is going to turn out. Which is surprisingly not too shabby. Wanna hear? I knew you would!

I'm going to live in a Mansion with a black Camero, work as a PIMP (HAHA yes a PIMP.) have 4 kids and be married to my friend Justin, live in New York and we're going to have a pet Horse. Great life right? I get to have a pet horse! I might as well start a carriage business. Its all I've ever wanted.

Here's how you play you have 7 categories (NOT including M.A.S.H which you place at the top of your page.) Each category has 4 options. The 7 categories that you have are.. job, car, color, place (city or country where you live), Boys/girls (people you find attractive or like.), kids (number of kids you want), and pets. Then you have someone draw swirls and count at the same time, but in their head and then you tell them when to stop. They go through the categories and cross out which options fall on the number that they counted in their head. The standing ones in each category are your life.

Abi, Ariel and I are pros. Ask us questions. ENJOY!

Dear 10 yr. olds (or children younger than 16)....

Dear children younger than 16,

You make me very uncomfortable with your "boyfriend" or "girlfriends" when you hug all over them and lean up against each other on a wall or car or some object like that, and when you kiss each other in public. I mean you're only 10?! Do your parents know about that? I didn't think so.

When I was your age I had a crush, not a boyfriend...I thought boys were trash can licking cootie carrying monsters. What is this world coming to?? So, please slow down your pace. Because when you're my age you'll be a mother with 2 kids, not gonna be a happy life.

Anyways maybe you should kiss in secret. I'm 17 (in 5 days) and I've only kissed 3 guys....yes 3....you heard me!

So you may be wondering why i'm on this subject, let me spread some light on it for you.

I was out last Saturday at Classic Skating (you know the roller-bladding place? Yeah, that's Classic Skating) anyways, I was taking a break since my hip was hurting and my friend Julia came and sat behind me. I looked back at her and noticed up against the wall of the building were two little 10 year olds (or they looked that old..?) He was leaned up against her and she was against the wall. They were hugging and kissing. Being sarcastic I said, "Aweee Julia look at the little 10 year olds making out!" and I pointed at them. She looked back and said, "haha! Awee that was me back in the day." Awkward.

To the people who think i talk a lot....

Dear people/family/friends,

Yes you may think I talk too much or a lot and too quickly. Just a little friendly reminder or note to say that i'm keeping you on your toes and making you listen better. Take care!

Oh! p.s. I love you...HAHA no just kidding....I don't really talk a lot, i'm just keeping the conversation lively and happy since YOU are NOT talking. Maybe if you talked more i'd listen better. Yup ok thats it.

Dear Flirts of the world...

You annoy me sometimes, yes, yes you do. If I could i'd just flirt with you! Ha! See ya now you're annoyed. But no really. You should learn manners.

Especially if you're on a date and you start flirting with your friends date. NOW that can get annoying. And if your friend ends up being miffed (angry or annoyed, pissed, etc.) say SORRY OK?

Give up your pride....and learn some dating ethics. No really though.

Oh and if your friend gets mad at you, you obviously pushed buttons with them...and they must OBVIOUSLY like that boy. So how about not add them on Myspace, Facebook, Twitter, etc. And how about not following them on any of them...because just in case you didn't know or cared they can see everything that you post or "like". The only thing we cant see are your chat or inbox messages, but if you're a hacker you can see those too.

Anyways, i'd greatly appreciate it if you learned NOT to flirt as fast as you learned TO flirt.

You remind of the stupid girl Snooki on Jersey Shore....if you don't know who she is or what Jersey Shore is then look it up...oh...i mean Google it.

Dear Creators of Sudoku

This is just a little shout out to the Creators of Sudoku. If you do not know what Sudoku is you have NOT lived.....I repeat HAVE NOT LIVED! Now a short message from Daniel Stratton..

Dear Bloggy People of the Internet. We have arrived. Prepare for mass destruction of your brain. We are now going to pirate your life from yourself. Amen. Take Luck.

DAN

Thank you Dan for that enlightening moment. It was quite amazing. Well that is all. Happy living! [: